Barney Stinson- a LEGEN-wait for it DARY character

How I met your mother is a TV show which revolves around 5 best friends who live in New York. Out of the 5, Barney Stinson has become popular and even the most favourite character for almost all the viewers. This is because of his timely comedy dialogues and pick up lines.Trust me, you cant stop laughing(provided u get his point ;))

I have watched the show a number of times and these are my favourite lines and scenes in it.

• Lily : Hey nice suit, Barney

          Barney : Girls and fishes are attracted to shiny objects

•  Barney: [About his brother] He's the awesomest, most best-lookingest, greatest guy ever!

           Lily: He's exactly like Barney.

          Barney: That's what I just said

• Article 145:

         A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call, text or email in a timely fashion

• To succeed you have to stop being ordinary and be Legen---wait for it-----Dary..!

• You dumped a porn star? friendship over.(Yells again)FRIENDSHIP OVER

• You know what your problem is Marshall? You've only slept with one woman. Those kind of stats are okay only if you're eleven.

•  It will be legend-wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is dairy!

• Robin and Lily has not seen each other for a long while and they met in a strange way. After a really long time they are going to talk now. Robin :"Your hair looks adorable!!"

• Barney: Look around you, Lily! You are in the heart of Bachelor Country. And as a woman, you are an illegal immigrant here. Now, you could try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts twelve hours...fourteen if you qualify for multiple entry, heh!

• An episode starts like this-Ted brings his date and introduces to his friends wanting them to like her. But none does and he's shocked and wanted to know the reason. It turns out to be like this- His date kept talking a lot and everyone got annoyed. When Ted comes to know this(glass shatters)-He did not notice this until his friends told.And the cycle continues-Ted tells Marshall that Lily is a loud chewer and GLASS SHATTERS in Marshall's mind. And when Lily comes to know this, she says to Robin- "As if Ted is all perfect..Mr.Corrector".And she explains Robin how Ted keeps correcting people for the tiny mistakes they do. And GLASS SHATTERS for Robin.

    At the end of it they all start accepting each other with their annoying habbits. Really funny..!

• Ted becomes a professor and on the first day of his class while writting the word professor he gets confused if it is single  S or double S for the word professor.To top it of all he goes to the wrong class and screws up his first day as a professor. 

• Nothing good happens after 2 a.m

Have fun watching "How i met your mother" show..
you'l luv it


Cheers!